When I get numbered, passive aggressive text messages:

whatshouldwecallme:

I’m just like:

And then I’m like:

Whenever my boyfriend offers me a bite of his dessert

whatshouldwecallme:

This song is everywhere. It won’t get out of my head, and neither will pizza.
So I made this to adequately convey how I felt when I ate an entire Rose’s pizza in the park a couple of weeks ago. Come back to me, pizza pie.

This song is everywhere. It won’t get out of my head, and neither will pizza.

So I made this to adequately convey how I felt when I ate an entire Rose’s pizza in the park a couple of weeks ago. Come back to me, pizza pie.

Reasons I love GQ Magazine #99823948384
Fassy and Fassy rockin’ ALL the clothes.

Reasons I love GQ Magazine #99823948384

Fassy and Fassy rockin’ ALL the clothes.

600-widows:

👌

I need this hat in my ‘hood

600-widows:

👌

I need this hat in my ‘hood

(via dannybrito)

Tasty.

Tasty.

I miss Dexter.

I miss Dexter.

Aubrey Plaza / April Ludgate 

Aubrey Plaza / April Ludgate 

(via Natalia Vodianova by Craig McDean for Vogue US May 2012)
Fassy.
(via Andressa Fontana by Zoltan Tombor for Grazia Italy)
I love this editorial for Grazia Italy. The Fendi, Marni, Cavalli look beautiful. Also have to love the studs, teal, black and white and momentarily lusting after short hair again.

(via Andressa Fontana by Zoltan Tombor for Grazia Italy)

I love this editorial for Grazia Italy. The Fendi, Marni, Cavalli look beautiful. Also have to love the studs, teal, black and white and momentarily lusting after short hair again.

“Only hang around people that are positive and make you feel good. Anybody who doesn’t make you feel good kick them to the curb and the earlier you start in your life the better. The minute anybody makes you feel weird and non included or not supported, you know, either beat it or tell them to beat it.” — Amy Poehler

“Only hang around people that are positive and make you feel good. Anybody who doesn’t make you feel good kick them to the curb and the earlier you start in your life the better. The minute anybody makes you feel weird and non included or not supported, you know, either beat it or tell them to beat it.” Amy Poehler

(via feyminism)

ladulcinee:

Even though I’m not a huge Will Smith fan in any way, I do really love this tweet.

You mean like this? 

ladulcinee:

Even though I’m not a huge Will Smith fan in any way, I do really love this tweet.

You mean like this? 

(Source: hiolivejuicee)

starbucks-golgotha:

Kaitlin at the mall!

I love this skit (and Amy). I was just watching it last week! 

RICK RICK RICK RICK RICK!

Ya rt.

Ya rt.

(Source: nevver, via dannybrito)